After the holiday season most ‘sane‘ people jump onto the bandwagon of eating heathy and working out.
For me, I must have missed the bandwagon as it rolled on by.
“Butter butter butter” has been my motto since December and as such, my juicy body has paid the price.
But the time has come and thanks to a new sheriff in town, my ass has been getting a real good whooping!
Barre Body Studio… Or better know to me as the “it must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that” workout.
But it didn’t start out that way.
As soon as I stepped foot into their entrance this place had me convinced I was in for more of a spa treatment than a workout.
And even the beautifully designed and decorated co-ed change room had me believing I was in for an evening of relaxation!
The fresh flowers and serene color palette had me feeling calm cool and collected.
And as I peeked around the 2 roomed studio, I felt like I was shopping at a high-end design shop.
I was in love with everything, from the floor all the way up to the light fixtures.
As I came to rest in the larger of the 2 studios I couldn’t help but notice I was surrounded by 24 gorgeous women… I was the only guy.
Pfffft, a room full of girls… I was definitely in for an easy work out!
The music started and I was up on my balls.
Up, down, up, down. I was 33 seconds in and I had already started to bust a sweat!
Warp ahead 12 minutes…
The sweat is pouring from my forehead and my legs are jiggling faster than an electric mixer hitting a bowl of cake batter!
I contemplate starting a small fire to force an emergency evacuation… But with the encouragement of my new-found friend Kendra, I keep the pyro at bay.
What I can only image is 8 hours and 47 minutes later, (45 minutes), we are on cool down.
As I look around the room I quickly realize why I am the only guy in the class…
Men are weak!
The following day when I awake, I feel great; a little stiff but for the most part I’m fairly mobile.
Maybe I was over reacting?
So I attempt another class that day.
And the next day…
That’s when I had to crawl from my bed to the shower.
My muscles decided to pay me back from all the ‘lazy days’ since December.
These saucy little ham hocks were down for the count!
2 days and I could already tell that the Barre Body Fit was working; giving me ‘Buns of Steel’!
So the following week I went back… And ever since, things have gotten a little bit easier!
The classes now seem to fly by and the flab has started to turn fab!
So you think you got what it takes to become a fabulous ‘Barre Star’ like myself?
Well I’m giving away a 10 pass punch card so you can firm up too!
Use this pass for you, or double your punch and take a friend!
So if you live in Calgary you’ll have 2 ways to enter.
#1 Tweet the Following;
I wanna have rockin #barrestar buns like @immrfabulous! So send me to @BarreBodyStudio
#2 Comment Below and tell me;
“What’s your best asset?”
Mine’s my strong calves.
I could put someone into a sleeper hold with them!
Thanks Barre Body Fit for the ‘ball-busting’ workout!
Mr. Fab arre star