Famous Fridays

Famous Friday (Jessica Simpson)

April 20, 2012

Now although I have never personally met this celebrity I am offering up a personal invite and a helping hand to this gal as I imagine she is quite a nice person.

Dear Jessica Simpson, I have left an over sized cardboard box in my back yard, lined with a few bath towels… Please come and have your babies!

Like the rest of the world I am completely obsessed with the pregnancy of J.S and drool over the thought of new pictures being released into the tabloid. I don’t know what the fascination is, but I just can’t get enough!

I have known a lot of pregnant girls, some who have carried multiples, but what’s stewing inside her has got to be more than a baker’s dozen!

For me the birth is like being blindfolded and breaking open a Piñata; Who really knows whats inside…

P.S…

I call the calico one

Mr. Fab meow meow


  1. Bahahaha!!!!! Great post-I was thinking the same thing! Perhaps she’s carrying an endangered feline species…the whole population! haha, thanks for the laugh Fab:)

  2. The pictures of her preganant are why I am terrified of pregnancy she is starting to resemble the girl on willy wonka who turned into a blueberry! scary stuff! 🙂

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