Now although I have never personally met this celebrity I am offering up a personal invite and a helping hand to this gal as I imagine she is quite a nice person.
Dear Jessica Simpson, I have left an over sized cardboard box in my back yard, lined with a few bath towels… Please come and have your babies!
Like the rest of the world I am completely obsessed with the pregnancy of J.S and drool over the thought of new pictures being released into the tabloid. I don’t know what the fascination is, but I just can’t get enough!
I have known a lot of pregnant girls, some who have carried multiples, but what’s stewing inside her has got to be more than a baker’s dozen!
I call the calico one
Mr. Fab meow meow