When it comes to making money in an unconventional way, I’m up for almost anything. So this Valentine’s Day when I was asked to check my humility at the door and play Cupid for an hour, I couldn’t say no.
The only condition was that I got to try on the costume first, so off to the Costume Shop I went. After 10 minutes, promising me that they had a costume, the owner returned from the back room with a set of wings and these;
Wanting the paycheque, I wrestled them on… One look in the mirror and all bets were off; There was not enough money in the world to make this okay. I was going to have to make the costume myself!
After a quick trip to Michael’s, I was glue gun ready and after a solid night of crafting I was ready for my big moment.
My contract was for one hour and things were off to a good start, apparently I signed a clause about being photographed with every employee, this all sounded like a good idea but then things took a ‘turn’ for the worse!
These employees were not just looking for the ‘Mom and Pop’ style photo shoot…
For the remainder of the hour I tried to black out what was happening.
At the end of the day, everyone had a great time and a keepsake of my appearance.
I figure I might as well put some of these photos out before I am rich and famous and they’re leaked to the press!
I just wish someone would have told me that my costume was see-through…
Hey, you win some and you lose some…
Another day another fabulous dollar!
Mr. Fab entine’s day
sweetness you are so damn cute.
no words…