Happy National Fruit Day!
No not that kind of fruit, Well at least I don’t think it is.
Last week I noticed my banana sticker looked a little different and upon closer inspection I noticed this:
A brand new holiday!
Now I am a bit perplexed on what to do on said holiday. I contacted the labour board to find out if this was a stat holiday and before I could say ‘coconut mango’ I was hung up on.
So I decided to head to the store last night and stock up before word got out and the produce section was picked clean.
When I arrived I tried to remember the valuable rule on the difference between a fruit and a vegetable. But to my surprise I couldn’t recall, should I be buying seeded or non-seeded items for my fruit party?
In order not to mess it up I decided to stalk the rest of the ‘fruit day’ shoppers around the supermarket and when I saw them reach for the produce I attacked! Pushing and grabbing, I high tailed it out of the store with the prettiest prize of them all…
Now I just have to figure out what to do with it.
Mr. Fab men miranda