I know by now some of you might be thinking, “This guy is nearly perfect, is there anything he can’t do?”
I’m here to dispel the rumors; I am not perfect.
There are times where I will try something only to see someone do it better, this is the major case with a friend of mine, Ashley K.
When I was a little boy growing up I dreamt of the day when my silky blonde hair and beautiful long eyelashes would grow in, I would be invited to all the hottest parties and have the prettiest wardrobe. Unfortunately my Fairy Godmother was drunk and passed out that night; Ashley’s didn’t, and now she has everything I’ve ever dreamt of: the looks, the personality, and the killer talent to replicate Lady Gaga!
I have made several Gaga videos, looking a hot mess in most of them, but Ashley has done it to perfection. I beg you to find a fan who has done it better. She really topped herself when she did the ‘Born This Way’ video look and involed make up artist Scott Ramp.
Here is Gaga:
And here is Ashley:
Lets try this all over but insert me…
Here is Gaga:
And sadly, here is Mr. Fabulous:
Now clearly I could amp things up if I took time to learn the words or had more than just construction paper to work with, but would that really help? Really?
Although I tried, I just think Ashley is the ‘cats meow’. Trust me, if I were a size 2 I would break into her house like a stealthy drag queen and steal all her clothes.
So to a friend who does it more Fabulous then Mr. Fab himself: keep your paws up, I am coming for you! You are so HAUTE!