I am usually up to try anything once, but after spending so much time in the USA I’ve decided one thing I will never ‘try’ is to invite an American over for eats.
With so many grocery options available in the States and such limited options available in Canada, the food you’ll serve will never appease your southern house guest!
This week we talk nuts… Particularly almonds!
For my entire life I have been satisfied with a handful of these little protein packed delights, but a recent trip down the aisles of an American grocery store has changed that.
Now sure, I’ve had candied almonds and I’m certain I could sprinkle a little tabasco on my plain ones so they mimic the ones above, but how the heck would I re-create this combo?
I suppose I could take intermittent swigs from a bottle of Malibu Rum in between chews.
But this….. Do I look like a Japanese Sushi Ninja?
And lets not even get me started on these little jittery numbers!
Now I’ve seen it all…. or have I?
We all know America is the home of the brave and apparently the home of the ‘WTF’!
Peanut Butter and Jelly Nuts… Of course, lets take Almonds and make them taste like Peanuts… That sounds about right!
So to my discontent American friends… I’m sorry, I’ll never be inviting you over for snacks!
Mr. Fab asic and plain
