Last night I was tag teamed by a group of guys… No not that way, get your mind out of the gutter!
A dinner – turned into drinks – which turned into getting kidnapped into going out.
Tweets begging to be rescued were sent, and when my cries went unanswered I changed my strategy; delivering photos of the attractive guys I was with, hoping to lure in the ladies to occupy my new straight friends.
Sadly, there were no takers! (your loss ladies!) But maybe it was for the best.
The candid conversation with the group of guys, teaching me the art of the ‘pick up’ was invaluable… And now I get to share the ‘tricks of the trade’ that I learnt with my readers.
According to Mr.YYC there are 3 ‘looks’ that are fail safe methods in catching the prey.
- A Wink and a Gun
2. Bitey Face
and my favorite…
3. The Tooth Lick
And I was lucky enough to get to see them ALL in action last night!
Now ladies, I’m not sure if you’ve been wrangled by these moves in the past but boy have I been miss guided! I thought a compliment and an old fashion door opening would do the trick!… I was wrong!
So I ask my ladies, “What else have I been missing!?”
Time to bring your A-game!
Mr. Fab ick-up
Ohhh now I get it! Jeez and to think I’ve been waiting for a guy to open the door 😉
Tara, I think it would be rather genteel to open the door AND bring out bitey face. I’m a multi-tasker.
You had me at “bitey face”,
I bet those hot guys drive Fords!