Now although I have never personally met this celebrity I am offering up a personal invite and a helping hand to this gal as I imagine she is quite a nice person.
Dear Jessica Simpson, I have left an over sized cardboard box in my back yard, lined with a few bath towels… Please come and have your babies!
Like the rest of the world I am completely obsessed with the pregnancy of J.S and drool over the thought of new pictures being released into the tabloid. I don’t know what the fascination is, but I just can’t get enough!
I have known a lot of pregnant girls, some who have carried multiples, but what’s stewing inside her has got to be more than a baker’s dozen!
For me the birth is like being blindfolded and breaking open a Piñata; Who really knows whats inside…
P.S…
I call the calico one
Mr. Fab meow meow
LOL LOL LOL LOL! OMG that made me laugh! Seriously it seems like she’s been pregnant for 3 years already! And yes, she must have quite the litter in there!
Bahahaha!!!!! Great post-I was thinking the same thing! Perhaps she’s carrying an endangered feline species…the whole population! haha, thanks for the laugh Fab:)
The pictures of her preganant are why I am terrified of pregnancy she is starting to resemble the girl on willy wonka who turned into a blueberry! scary stuff! 🙂
I will be this large eating Poutine and you just have to help me all over the store, mamas ankles hurt!