My hopes are that when I turn 100 my milkshake will still bring all the boys to the yard… But the reality is: with my genetics, I’ll be looking more like a crypt keeper than a creamy confection!
But a friend has just turned 100 years old, and is looking just as delicious as the day they were born.
Now this smooth operator and I go way back! In fact we used to be former co-workers!
A hot summer’s day and me and my friend Hellmann chilling out in the air-conditioned aisles of a supermarket.
Both dressed in white, we were showing people a good time!
But as time passed, we began to drift a part. Hellmann moved away, on to bigger and better things. He made his way into every recipe book and soon I started to see him on billboards.
Then the tabloids began to report he was dating.
Her name was Olive Oil!
His best friend, replaced by an olive; I quickly tried to forget about Hellmann but summer BBQs were never the same.
Then, last week, a knock on my door and my BFF was back and ready to pick up right where we left off!
Happy Birthday Hellmann, here’s to a long continuous friendship!!
Mr. Fab onnaise birthday