If I could pull up a chair in front of Mall Santa’s throne every year, my Christmas would truly be complete!
Screaming children, horrified of Jolly Old Saint Nick could easily be turned into a seasonal reality television show!
And it’s not just children who have a reason to be weary of Mr. Clause
A choke hold is enough to give anyone night terrors this December!
And then there are the ‘Criminal Santas’ that the mall didn’t have time to perform background checks on.
With busy shoppers flooding the mall, sometimes paper work just takes too long and you just have to trust your gut instinct.
Pink eye or black eye, the array of colors help brighten up the season!
But when all else fails and your face is just not camera ready there are always other options to explore.
A nice traumatizing mask to hide it all!
So next time you take your kids to visit the big man, make sure you throw down a drop cloth barrier, bring hand sanitizer and keep an eye on Santa’s “wandering eye”!
Mr Fab kringle