A few weeks back a reader sent me a message asking me to source her out a box of Count Chocula on my travels.
This request made me wonder; If Canada doesn’t sell that well-known box of cereal, what else were we missing?
So across the border I went to see what my readers and I were missing in the breakfast food dept.
One of my favorite cereals is LIFE, classic and delicious… Surely it was a one hit wonder.
I was wrong!
Moving down the isles my eyes scouted Cheerios; Plain, Honey Nut and Multi Grain are the best us Canadians can do, but for our American neighbours…
Now I can stand for a cold shoulder in the caramel department, but when you start withholding Peanut Butter flavouring from me… Things are about to get rowdy!
Sick to my stomach I tried to flee the aisle and then Kellogg’s slapped me across the face!
First I see these little diddys in Mexico under the alias Nesquik Rellenos and now Krave in the USA…
And the cherry on the top;
I guess in Canada we are only worthy of a single loop!
Emotional and exhausted I closed my eyes and ran screaming for the door!
Oh America, you giant cereal hogs…
Open your boarders and share!
Mr. Fab real