A while ago I took some heat for abandoning my readers on the weekends but more so for putting a stop to my “Search Me Saturdays” feature where I check my statistics and find the most nonsensical searches which directed traffic to my site…
So today I have decided to dig in to the vaults and find the top 3 most ridiculous search terms which in turn have brought readers to my site…
#1 ‘Tree Make-up’
I can just picture a tree walking into Sephora and asking for a colour corrector for its uneven complexion.
#2 ‘Gay Popsicle’
Who knew there was more than just orange, cherry and grape?
Whatever this ‘Biebers’ preference, it still tastes just as delicious to me!
#3 ‘Spanx-like support wear for the cheapskate’
I can only image how the mid-evening disaster would un fold when half way through your entrée you bust a gut… This is probably the same person who searched ‘free pictures of chocolate candy’
Once again Google you have not let my readers down!
Keep the crazies coming!
Mr. Fab oogle