Tacky Tuesday

August 30, 2011

Normally I don’t waste my time on celebrity gossip unless I’ve personally met them. But there comes a time when I have to call out the idiots and tell them to give their head a shake.

This is the particular case with Kim Kardashian.

This delusional loser is in the middle of a heated lawsuit with Gap Inc., claiming that they are ‘violating her publicity rights’ by using a model who resembles her in their spring campaign for Old Navy.

The model in question is Mellisa Molinaro, a talented Canadian singer/actress.

I have a few things to say about this!

#1 Kim you do ads for Sketchers Shape-Ups! This would be a step up for you, take the compliment!

#2 You can not be the only famous person in the world and Melissa actually has talent!

#3 Every time I use the word “Idiot” will you sue me for trade mark infringement? Clearly that word belongs to you!

So get off your high horse you clinically insane nutcase. The world doesn’t revolve around you!

Mr. Fab dashian (sue me!)