My Life

Bon Voyage Mr. Fab

May 1, 2011

In my quest to become a cruise ship dancer I decided I should take one and see if they will just put me on stage without any actual training or talent. My chances are slim to none on a short cruise, so I have opted to take an extremely long one… to Europe.

Tomorrow I will embark on a 22 day journey which will take me to:

Fort Lauderdale

Tenerife, Canary Island

Gibraltar, UK

Alicante, Spain

Barcelona, Spain

Marseille, France

Florence/Pisa, Italy

Rome, Italy (where I will track down the Jersey Shore Cast)

Amsterdam. Holland

Am sure after such a long journey they will name a shop after me and appoint me Cruise Director and Star Dancer. But don’t fear, I will not forget you, you will be the first ones to travel on my new ship after the christening.

Mr. Fab of the Sea