In my quest to become a cruise ship dancer I decided I should take one and see if they will just put me on stage without any actual training or talent. My chances are slim to none on a short cruise, so I have opted to take an extremely long one… to Europe.
Tomorrow I will embark on a 22 day journey which will take me to:
Tenerife, Canary Island
Rome, Italy (where I will track down the Jersey Shore Cast)
Am sure after such a long journey they will name a shop after me and appoint me Cruise Director and Star Dancer. But don’t fear, I will not forget you, you will be the first ones to travel on my new ship after the christening.
Mr. Fab of the Sea